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Sunday, January 9, 2011

Fuck dem hoes

So couple weeks ago I start my new job, girl im training with is cute so I start talkign to her, she invites me over for drinks that night.... go over for drinks, she has a gay roommate who is going downtown while me and this girl stay in. All good so far, drinking...drinking..chillin and then the gay guys friend shows up and she is fucking smoking, all dressed up for downtown. Anyways were all predrinking at the house for a bit and this bombshell starts saying she knows me from somewhere, and I've never seen her before in my life, i flirt with her a bit not really though since i got this other girl with me but i manage to get the new ones facebook. Me and the girl from my work hook up that night after the other go out, couple days pass and I add this new chick on facebook, shes saying she wants to hang out and everything, so im like bomb right.

She texts me randomly last wensday and says "Sup?" I get talkign to her a bit then drive over to her house, were gonna "watch a movie". I get there we pick a movie and I start asking some questions and shit trying to get to know her, she pops out with a boyfriend card and im just like fuck I drove all the way in here for nothing, she later tells me her boyfriend knows im over so Im like mega fuck. I try anyways, put my arm around her and start playing with her tits, she goes along with it, no hesitation just complete slut i guess, her boyfriend texts her as we start getting into it a bit more, I look at the text you know for some fair warning if anything is going down :P



He said "whats going on? its getting late, im walking over", Im like fuck this, she texts him back while playing with me telling him its all good were almost done the movie, shuts the phone and starts blowing me..... some sex goes by and i got her in doggy and another text, she tells me not to stop and starts texting her boyfriend telling him shell be over late, its like 3am haha.

We finish up, I thank her for the good rump and she starts cleaning up while i just chill and watch the horrible movie (Haunting in Connecticut). I say buy to her she drives off to her boyfriends house i guess and i head home, successful night for me... HOWEVER ive been cheating on and burned in the past as well so I feel bad for the guy, let this be a lesson to all of you readers, girls can be completely unfaithful and id say about 80% of them are always "window shopping". But but but do not get discouraged, theyre are some good girls out there, this wasnt one of them and the guy is better off without her betraying him like that.

btw pic related

49 comments:

  1. Congrats dude! Nothing wrong with getting a kill. I feel bad for the other guy though. Hopefully he finds out what a slut his girl is.

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  2. I can't believe that happened! You sir are a pimp!

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  3. haha! she was texting WHILE you were throwing a hump at her?

    now that is multi tasking! VERY impressive.

    maybe you guys could come over tomorrow, i have a paper due for school. i'll read it aloud and Classy can type it up on the computer, while you throw a bone in her from behind.

    shall we say noon...?

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  4. Guess the other dude doesnt know who his girl really is. By the way, thanks for your comment over on my blog. If you need to talk to somebody you probably wont ever meet and who wont judge, my email should be on my profile.

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  5. ya we can probaly work something out there kage haha

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  6. eh you did nothing wrong, she did. smooth stuff playa

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  7. sucks for the boyfriend, but sounds like u got some good no-strings stuff going on there!

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  8. Wow typical female behavior, can't trust 'em

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  9. haha what a badass, good effort mate ;)

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  10. WOW!Ahm Interesting story I guess it's pretty funny to read thios out of a guys view. i always thought only guys are "whores" but I know girls can be true since I lived in the states for a year and went to High School and lert me tell you its SOOOO different than in Germany! i mean of yourse you have some sluts here too but OH MY those american girls are so much worse! I mean they would come up to you and ask you right away to have sex.. My ex bf bertrayed me with an american slut like that in germany when she was visting for oktoberfest and he really isnt the guy to strat stuff like that so guess it was she who began that shit. Anyway I liek your writing style its pretty funny..

    ♥♥Style-Roulette

    xoxo,
    Luísa

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  11. You're right, Haunting in Connecticut is a terrible movie.

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  12. Texting while humping...multi-tasking at it's best...lol!

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  13. Girls like this...Don't get me started! It's good you know who she really is so soon. And at least you got laid :D

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  14. Ow. I see you have great personal life :D

    This is nice lesson for everyone...

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  15. Nothing worse than the boyfriend card. I have had that thrown in my face many, many times. yes, I'm a loser.

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  16. Now I wanna visit the US. Come to think that my girlfriend BARELY let's me kiss her...
    You are my hero!

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  17. Good night indeeeeeed, looking forward to other great adventures of yours :)

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  18. There are a lot of cool stories on blogger today.

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  19. great story. Sounds like you had a fun time.

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  20. Lol, this stuff's pretty interesting! haha.

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  21. That's a hell of a story... Judging by that pic, she had a fucking body on her...

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  22. That pic has high-school bathroom written all over it. Always be sure to ask for some ID.

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  23. ahhh no need to feel bad. sounds like you understand the definition of a ho.

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  24. your entirely right..... Haunting in Connecticut is and awful film

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  25. This post made me laugh hahahaha. Although I agree with you, she's stupid. She should not have done that. I have been cheated on too, and I know how bad it feels.
    I like your blog, I'm following. :D

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  26. something looks wrong with her face

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  27. heh.
    chicks man.
    if that dude only knew.
    he obviously doesnt get it yet.

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  28. Haha, that totally sucks. Nice story XD

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  29. Like the late, great Mohandas Gandhi always says.

    "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks."

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  30. i call this win,sex while she is text her b/f

    congratz!

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  31. lol, I was just thinking what DesignAndLaugh posted as I scrolled down :)

    http://anon408.blogspot.com

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